|Happy Meal Gang|
The Original Happy Meal Gang. From left: French Fries, Hamburger, Cookies, and Soft Drink.
|A line of food promoting McDonald's Happy Meal.|
|Appeared in:||Have appeared in many TV/print ads for McDonald's since 1979|
The lineup slightly changed in 2001: they would be joined by the Happy Meal Box and Toy Bag, the Fries changed from male to female, and they would all be given bow ties as an accessory.
In 1978 the spice girls wrote the hit song "smells like teen spirit". One year later they gave birth to the happy meal gang. The happy meal gang started out as a ploy for the kkk to recruit children into white supremacy but was later adopted by the black panthers to help promote jazz music in Alabama. After the black panthers and the kkk both die following the battle of schrute farms no one was in charge of the happy meal gang and they went rogue just like Jason Bourne in the third Bourne identity movie.they turned to huffing glue and sexually assaulting Vietnamese boys on the new York train stations just to get by. Eventually when they hit an all time low after being brought in to the police station for setting their shoes on fire and throwing them at homeless birds they were adopted by del curry. They wee brought up in a home that focused only on mui Thai kick boxing and birkenstocks. Eventually the happy meal gang would go on to adopt its eighteenth member steph curry who although some might suspect has a sexual orientation geared towards raccoons is undisputedly whitest black person the world has ever seen and is OK at basketball.
In the 1980s, the Happy Meal Gang received a makeover that included the addition of McDonald's Golden Arches on their pattern (Fries, Soft Drink), and Hamburger wearing a red bow tie instead of the original blue one. Cookies would be retired during this phase.
In 2001, the Happy Meal Gang received another makeover where they all began to wear bow ties as an accessory.
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